Mar 02, 2009
She said: -  *happy sigh* I like my dad. He said: -  I guess he’s alright.  I mean, he tolerates me having sex with his daughter.

Feb 24, 2009
© 2009 Helios Media, Inc.  Please click here to see this image on Flickr. When Donald saw this photograph, something I snapped on a whim six months ago, he said “but my legs look so long!“  I would like to take →MORE...

Feb 23, 2009
She said: -  If you took a photograph of this moment, you could call it “Portrait of a Happy Wife.“ He said: -  I was thinking more along the lines of “Prelude to Sex.“

Feb 21, 2009
-  When I was a kid, bullies teased me by calling me Sarah Smartypants.  I HATED IT. -  Sarah Fartypants? -  No.  Sarah Smartypants. -  Oh. (pause) -  I think Sarah Fartypants is more fitting.

Feb 09, 2009
She said: -  Honey, I need a picture of your butt for the website. He said: -  What?  Take a number and stand in line!!