The constipation is back with a vengeance. © 2009 Helios Media, Inc.  Please click here to see this image on Flickr.A photograph from happier times, when the poop flowed more freely.  And when I didn’t yet know I was pregnant… For →MORE...

Living with Crohn’s disease lends itself to talking about all manners of digestive processes.  And so, naturally, Donald and I devote a sizable chunk of our discussions to poop. I poop at the same time every day.  Before I got knocked →MORE...

This is what my sister-in-law told me once after a brief discussion about my early pregnancy symptoms, which included such wonderfully exciting realities as NOT POOPING.  I know this happens to many women, maybe to most women, but constipation absolutely terrified →MORE...

-  When I was a kid, bullies teased me by calling me Sarah Smartypants.  I HATED IT. -  Sarah Fartypants? -  No.  Sarah Smartypants. -  Oh. (pause) -  I think Sarah Fartypants is more fitting.

At dinner, they sat down to eat A dish with some noodles and meat Then she suddenly made A loud sound, I’m afraid And her husband laughed at this feat She apologized rather quickly, I think For having made such a →MORE...