Farts

Oct 12, 2009
Dear Charlotte, So I guess you’re no longer an infant.  You are twelve weeks old today, filled to the brim with hearty laughs and loud farts and an unbelievable quantity of drool, which places you squarely in the BABY category.  You →MORE...

Pregnancy Yesterday was our BIG MEDICAL APPOINTMENT, something that we had been anticipating with equal parts dread and joy.  We were eager to hear our baby’s heartbeat (whoosh whoosh) and have a few questions answered, of course.  But this was also →MORE...

Mar 27, 2009
I began to feel the rhythmic beats, thump thump thump thump thump thump, last weekend.  At first I thought I had bad gas, so I spent an entire evening wedding walking around with my butt cheeks clenched and praying that I →MORE...

Feb 21, 2009
-  When I was a kid, bullies teased me by calling me Sarah Smartypants.  I HATED IT. -  Sarah Fartypants? -  No.  Sarah Smartypants. -  Oh. (pause) -  I think Sarah Fartypants is more fitting.

Feb 09, 2009
At dinner, they sat down to eat A dish with some noodles and meat Then she suddenly made A loud sound, I’m afraid And her husband laughed at this feat She apologized rather quickly, I think For having made such a →MORE...