Charlotte

The most surprising aspect of new parenthood has, for me, come in the form of a complete brain explosion.  Having a newborn, it turns out, is an exercise in total mindfuckedness.  MINDFUCKEDNESS.  That belongs in a dictionary somewhere, don’t you think? →MORE...

Aug 18, 2009
Every evening, the three of us take Hank for a walk.  And no matter what, this is how Charlotte spends that time.  She could have spent the last six hours dead to the world or she could have not slept a →MORE...

Dear Charlotte, You’ve been breathing air and using that air to scream in demand of milk and a clean ass for four weeks now. Let me tell you what, kiddo.  Your head has become ENORMOUS during those four weeks.  Newborns, you →MORE...

Aug 16, 2009
I have been thinking for awhile about taking the time to find a quotation, a few crap photographs that I would otherwise delete, and then mashing them all together so that I have a post that whispers a small story of →MORE...