Sarah

Sep 04, 2009
Several weeks ago, my husband got it into his head that the two of us needed to unwind and reconnect.  He chose a film, popped some popcorn, rocked the baby to sleep, and PRESTO! it was date night. That doomsday end-of-the-world →MORE...

After spending three of four straight nights red and feverish and shaking from chills, I called the doctor on Tuesday morning and requested that he call in a prescription for antibiotics.  For one reason or another, I seemed unable to shake →MORE...

Jul 13, 2009
They say that at the end, you think about the beginning. In my experience, this is true.  Which, of course, means that as this pregnancy slowly approaches its finish, I think about how it began.  The nearer I come to birthing →MORE...

Every week, a couple of people tell me that I have successfully convinced them to never gestate.  Ever.  No matter what.  And while I know that these are comments made in jest - comments that I have probably made at one →MORE...

May 23, 2009
Donald and Sarah are married.  Donald and Sarah have a dog.  Their dog is named Hank.  Hank is very energetic. Donald and Sarah called up Storks Express and had a baby delivered to Sarah’s belly.  The baby made Sarah’s belly button →MORE...