Toilet training

Not to wax on about something that nobody else cares about, but would you like to know what my biggest problem with potty-training is? My child feels the need to caress every single toilet in existence. I mean that.  If there’s →MORE...

Donald and I had no intention of teaching our daughter how to use the toilet this early.  We thought that in another six months or a year or eighteen months or two years OR WHENEVER SHE DAMNED WELL PLEASED, she’d start →MORE...

Yesterday when Charlotte and I were making a mad dash to the nearest toilet, something that happens approximately every other second these days, she farted. Which reminds me.  Before I go any further, I would like to say that MAN, my →MORE...

The thing about cloth-diapering is that cloth soaks up moisture.  And moisture makes me nervous.  Even the word makes me nervous.  It sounds like the sort of word that is just WAITING to sprout out fuzzy molds and poisonous mushrooms, you →MORE...