OH MY GOODNESS. That is way too funny! What a great story. That really had to suck in the moment but it should keep you laughing for EVER. : )
LOL - I love three year olds :)
I’m convinced that children are put on earth to keep us humble. Good thing she is a cutie
Oh, my, my, my, my. Poor Sarah. She got you. She got you in the worst way. I am so sorry, but that is so very funny, and it is bound to happen sooner or later. With each child, btw. lol Your only hope is that she doesn’t realize that she got you, because 3 year olds have to be taught about mercy. ;)
Here’s to the upcoming lesson on mercy!Momiss - I’m pretty sure she knows! She’s been retelling the story - the cashier was laughing so hard she was having trouble ringing us up lol. Now I have to hope she doesn’t just start screaming this sort of thing at random intervals!
Jennifer - EMBARRASSMENT! I felt like the entire store stopped moving. I mean, I don’t think anyone actually thought I was pooping in my pants, but an awful lot of people suddenly seemed to go quiet to watch us and laugh. I thought I would die on the spot!
Thanks for making me laugh out loud at the start of my day. Funniest. Story. Ever.
Laughed so hard I cried…at work. Thank you for this.
Wahaha! Oh kids, I can only imagine how red my face would have been if my 3 year old said that. :)
I just laughed out loud :)
I think I just died a little bit. Pretty sure I would have melted right into the floor. Don’t worry, you’ll get her back one day when she’s about 15 or so. ;)
Holy crap that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! Thanks for making me laugh!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH This made my morning :)
This will be one of those stories that will be told many times at family gatherings for years to come!! Funny!
oh my goodness, this is awesome. i have had such situations myself - when my 98% of the time angelic child turns crazy and I don’t know how to handle it… thanks for the story, it made my da.
This is one of the best things I have ever read.
Thank you so much for the laugh!!! I needed it. HILARIOUS!
Oh my goodness, too funny! Thanks for sharing. Wonder if that unsuspecting customer heard it?:)
Oh my! Yep. Definitely one of those stories that HAS to be written down for posterity.

By Jennifer on May 23, 2013
Did you die from laughter or embarrassment first?