A typical Schlothan Christensen conversation.
March 10, 2009

-  The baby’s kicking right now?
-  Yes.  It’s beating the crap out of my bladder.

Donald placed his hand on my belly.

-  Where?  I don’t feel it.
-  I promise it was kicking a second ago.

We waited.

-  Maybe you’re just a calming influence?
-  Yeah.  The baby probably thought THANK GOODNESS!!  I FEEL LOGIC!!

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  1. By Jaye on March 10, 2009

    Isn’t it weird how that ALWAYS happens? lol

  2. By the domestic fringe on March 10, 2009

    Cute T-shirt!!!


  3. By Kimberly on March 10, 2009

    Pretty soon you won’t be able to get the baby to STOP kicking :)

  4. By Lori on March 10, 2009

    Congrats to you as well!  I like your sense of humor.

  5. By pamela on March 10, 2009

    With my first three short people, my husband would try to cop a feel when they moved, but they are wise-asses and behaved as if he was playing freeze tag with them.  This baby?  Is totally unstoppable, and thrashes around like my uterus is a 24/7 mosh pit, no matter what sort of (ahem) feel-copping is happening.

  6. By Lisa on March 10, 2009

    Love the shirt!

  7. By erin on March 10, 2009

    Story of my life.  DH will jiggle my belly and YELL at it to try to “wake up” the kiddo.  Most obnoxious.

    Absolutely love that onesie, gotta get me one of those.

  8. By way outnumbered on March 10, 2009

    Best onesie ever!

  9. By Emily on March 10, 2009

    I’m loving the onesie.  Have Mom and Dad seen it?

  10. By on March 11, 2009

    Have you tried playing music?

    When I was preggo my husband would put his phone on my belly and play something like lynard skynard (gag). She would immediately start thrashing!

    I said she was trying to escape, he said she was dancing.

  11. By courtney on March 12, 2009

    that onesie is hilarious and wish we had one when LL was born!





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