You are so right. Pregnancy is the first time in my life that everyone was interested in my bodily functions. It is a strange feeling. Enjoy it though. Before you know it, it will be over and you will have a little person to take care of.
When I was pregnant all three times I always traveled with snacks in my pockets and purse, even keeping a stash in my car :)Sebastian is giving us his “come hither” look and I have to admit…I’m melting.
Hahaha. I don’t even know what to say, other than you are HILARIOUS.
(And to add: I never had to deal with constipation, but towards the end of my pregnancy I had to deal with peeing every freakin’ ten minutes. Kid wouldn’t stop kicking my bladder.)
lmao Sarah! What a funny post =)
this was hilarious! I hated not pooping. Unlike you, I have the other pooping problem! But I am so sorry you have to deal with Crohn’s!
If you think the beginning of pregnancy is bad, just wait until you get to the third trimester. You are so tired, yet you can’t sleep because there is a parasite rocking around your uterus and you have to pee every 7 seconds like clockwork but you are so tired. It’s torture and then you realize you would voluntarily walk through fire to have this baby out of you.
If you are a private person like I was being pregnant is a very strange experience because these, what used to be private, experiences become such a topic of discussion, with other pregnant people, spouses, and doctors. But don’t worry. Once the baby is born you’ll be able to talk about his or her pooping. So the poop talk doesn’t end until sometime in middle school.
You people scare me to goddamn death.
Sarah, I’d recommend Tim Hortons coffee. It keeps me regular, but I’m certain pregnant women can’t drink coffee. Can they? Can you?
McDonalds might kick start the Crohn’s.

By mommyknows on March 14, 2009
Every conversation eventually leads to poop! With all your diarrhea, you should adopt the word ‘cacatory’ and get it back in the dictionary. ;)