At dinner, they sat down to eat
A dish with some noodles and meat
Then she suddenly made
A loud sound, I’m afraid
And her husband laughed at this feat

She apologized rather quickly, I think
For having made such a horrible stink
Yet her husband just chuckled
While her feathers got ruffled
And she turned a new color of pink

Then it happened again, OH WHY?!
The man snickered some more at his wife
But she still has his heart
Even though all her farts
Are the baseline smell of his life.