The story of my life.
February 09, 2009
At dinner, they sat down to eat
A dish with some noodles and meat
Then she suddenly made
A loud sound, I’m afraid
And her husband laughed at this feat
She apologized rather quickly, I think
For having made such a horrible stink
Yet her husband just chuckled
While her feathers got ruffled
And she turned a new color of pink
Then it happened again, OH WHY?!
The man snickered some more at his wife
But she still has his heart
Even though all her farts
Are the baseline smell of his life.





By Kiza Olson on April 09, 2009
So funny and I cannot wait to share with my husband. We can totally relate!