Two conversations with Charlotte of late.
July 06, 2012

On Tuesday morning, at the park, in demonstration of why it is unsafe to ever suggest ANYTHING to a toddler.  You show a little concern for a kid’s possessions and the next thing you know, you’re an advocate for teddy bear suffocation.

    -  Sweetheart, would you like me to tuck your teddy bear into your backpack?  His head is hanging out right now.
    -  No, Momma!  If his head is in my backpack, HE CANNOT BREATHE!  HE NEEDS TO BREATHE!  WHY DO YOU NOT WANT HIM TO BREATHE?  Don’t worry, Nounours (her teddy bear’s name).  I will take care of you in my backpack.  I want you to breathe.

Yesterday afternoon.  Against my better judgment, I let Charlotte drink a kefir pouch in the car on the way to her aunt’s home because she solemnly swore to me that she would not make a mess.  When we arrived, I was rather unsurprised to find that she had, in fact, made QUITE the mess.  In other news, WHEN DID I BECOME “MOM” and when did she start reassuring me?!?!

    -  Wow, Charlotte.  It looks like alot more of that kefir ended up on your car-seat than in your belly.
    -  Don’t worry, Mom.  It happens.
    -  (laughs) I’m not worried, sunshine.  Here, while I’m wiping down the car-seat, would you like to clean yourself up a little too?
    -  Okay.  (pauses)  It was a tasty pouch, Mom.  But sometimes when a little girl has a kefir pouch that is a little bit liquidy, she just spills it, Mom.  Yeah.  It happens.  Don’t worry.  Everybody spills.

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  1. By on July 06, 2012

    I think my son was about 28 ish months when he suddenly started calling me mom instead. It really made me sad. I thought I would be mommy till he was at least 7! And now when he is exasperated with me, he says MOOOOOOMMMM! When did my two year old become a teenager!

  2. By on July 06, 2012

    Damn Mom!! Why are you trying to kill her bear??? HAHA!!!

  3. By Ashley on July 06, 2012

    Hahaha! Oh my goodness. I absolutely adore Charlotte. What a kid!

  4. By on July 06, 2012

    A few days ago, I hit my head, hard, and started tearing up. My son came over (he’s 2), kissed my head, and said, “Aww, don’t worry, it will be all right”.  That kind of made me cry harder, just because it was such an unexpected kindness. When did our children grow up into thinking, feeling beings?  It amazes me every time.

  5. By on July 06, 2012

    Hehe. She is SO cute.

  6. By LindserAnnie on July 06, 2012

    Gaaaaaah…she’s the cutest!

  7. By momiss on July 06, 2012

    Cutest backpack I’ve ever seen but it almost made me cry to see her with it on and headed away from you.  Probably it’s just a crying day for me. 
    She is beautiful!

  8. By Sarah S on July 07, 2012

    love it! My daughter started calling me “Sarah” instead of mommy lately and when she initially did it one day during a gathering, I asked her why to which she responded “well, I figured there were a lot of moms in the rooms so you might not know I meant you”. Ha! From a 5 year old! It’s hard to argue with that kind of logic. Kids are awesome.

  9. By Sarah on July 07, 2012

    It happens

    Love it

  10. By Amelia J on July 07, 2012

    On comment 8- Sarah, your daughter is really bright! I am awed by your reply! :)

  11. By Brianne on July 08, 2012

    So cute! Love your blog. I just started blogging. Yours is a keeper! Can’t wait to follow you… Love your little girl’s personality. I have two boys, so I am in boy land! Have a great one!





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